Topic: Newbies Join Us.

All of the newer players out there reading this that don't have a colony- join us. Team High π!

We offer drinks, parties, buttsecks (Seraph is our major supplier- it is also our chief export), hookers (Again, Seraph seems quite keen on this), and some other wonderful things.

We also offer some "game" stuff like equipment, discounted DP's, class changes, advice, and stuff like that- but all that stuff is overrated.

Anyways, we're all too lazy to come and find you- so you should totally come to us. We're the colony of "up-and-comers", and as such want all active third tier players to grow within a chaotic environment.

Drop Seraph, Mush, or myself a mail if your interested- pretty much everyone is welcome.

If you don't want to- think of all the tears you are going to cause us and suffer from your guilt.

Much <3.
Klown.

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Edited by Zєяø on 2/1/09 at 11:06:58 pm

I think you may have been a little too abrasive with the drink offers.

Well, this is not going so great so far...

Looks like this should have been a colony forum to me guys

How do you figure? Were recruiting new players. Can't do that on the colony forum. ;)

So far no body but the people in your colony have created posts on this thread

i think i'm the oldest noob here... but i've a home. good luck, guys!

yea bunch of degenerated spammers :P

I'm a post whore, your a level whore.

Even? <3

The way I see it is that even if were the only ones posting, the thread is still here.

If there's no thread- there's absolutely zero chance of anybody seeing it. At least this way there's a small chance.

Besides, why not? :)

New Leveling Incentives For Members.

New and IMPROVED that is.

How can it be NEW and IMPROVED?

If it's new, there's been nothing like it ever before.

But if it's improved they must have based it off something and made it better.

So which is it?

I posted the Leveling incentives thread here. The I posted it on my Colony board with more benefits.

New and Improved.

If its new, theres been nothing EXACTLY like it before, if it's improved, its been changed for the better, thus making it unlike it previously was. Kthxbai.

new (n, ny)
adj. new·er, new·est
1. Having been made or come into being only a short time ago; recent: a new law.
2.
a. Still fresh: a new coat of paint.
b. Never used or worn before now: a new car; a new hat.
3. Just found, discovered, or learned: new information.
4. Not previously experienced or encountered; novel or unfamiliar: ideas new to her.
5. Different from the former or the old: the new morality.
6. Recently obtained or acquired: new political power; new money.
7. Additional; further: new sources of energy.
8. Recently arrived or established in a place, position, or relationship: new neighbors; a new president.
9. Changed for the better; rejuvenated: The nap has made a new person of me.
10. Being the later or latest in a sequence: a new edition.
11. Currently fashionable: a new dance.
12. New In the most recent form, period, or development.
13. Inexperienced or unaccustomed: new at the job; new to the trials of parenthood.
adv.
Freshly; recently. Often used in combination: new-mown.


im·prove (m-prv)
v. im·proved, im·prov·ing, im·proves
v.tr.
1. To raise to a more desirable or more excellent quality or condition; make better.
2. To increase the productivity or value of (land or property).
3. To put to good use; use profitably.
v.intr.
1. To become better.
2. To make beneficial additions or changes: improve on the translation.

I would say they can be used together but slightly redundant.

Oh my god. Quality discussion going on in here.

NIce Wiki skills. :P

Please
'free dictionary.com'

Thatta boy Stu, tell it like it is.