Topic: Quotables

'Candy, tastes like a chicken, if chicken was a candy' From metalocalypse ep: Skwissklok

back to harry potter..

hmmm.. and sometimes when they make movies from books they skip a lot of the chapters and they change a lot of things

Yeah. Ever read Eragon, y'know, by Cristopher Paolini?

The book was decent, but the movie was fucking awful.

i saw the movie.. but i didn't read the book.. and wait.. like how long ago was the book?

between 5 and ten years old.

Wats the topic of this thread? No it's not books vs. movies is it.

Hah, to steer it back, here is one from a great movie that is also a fantastic book.

Princess Bride
Prince Humperdinck: Surrender.
Westley: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.

from Angels and Demons book

Vittoria: just relax. we're suppose to look like tourists remember?

Robert: i'm here in Vatican, standing infront of the sistene chapel with a lady i just met 4 hours ago, and you expect me to relax?

Vittoria: and i thought we were really like newlywed

“YOSH,” Gai shouted with enthusiasm with tears falling down his face, “THE WORDS OF MY ETERNAL RIVAL ABOUT NARUTO RINGS BELLS OF TRUTH!! THE FIRES OF YOUTH SHINES STRONG IN NARUTO!! HE HIMSELF APPRECIATES THE FRUITAGES OF BEING A GENIUS OF HARD WORK LIKE MY STUDENT LEE!!”

“GAI-SENSEI,” Lee shouted with tears also falling down his face, “I WILL PUSH MYSELF HARDER AS A GENIUS OF HARD LIKE NARUTO-KUN TO BECOME STRONGER!! ONLY THROUGH HARD WORK WILL I BECOME A GREAT SHINOBI AND TAIJUTSU EXPERT!! I WILL RUN THREE HUNDRED LAPS AROUND KONOHA BEFORE THE END OF THE DAY!! IF I FAIL IN DOING THAT, I’LL DO FIVE HUNDRED LAPS AND FOUR HUNDRED PUSH-UPS!!”

“YOSH!! I WILL HELP YOU ATTAIN YOUR DREAMS IN BECOMING A GREAT SHINOBI AND TAIJUTSU EXPERT!!”

“I WON’T LET YOU DOWN!!”

“LEE!!”

“GAI-SENSEI!!”

“LEE!!”

“GAI-SENSEI!!”

“LEE!!”

“GAI-SENSEI!!”

“LEE!!”

“GAI-SENSEI!!”

(They hugged with tears on their faces)

wow... I am glad I don't watch Naruto
Edited by XstevenX |℘Σ| on 7/24/09 at 12:52:05 pm

the bird of hermes is my name eating my wings to make me tame

Naruto is cool.. well i like sketching them

From Superbad:

Fogell: [grinning] ... I am McLovin!

Evan: Fogell... shut the F**k up. And take off that vest. You look like Aladdin.

From "The Island of Mad Scientists" by Howard Whitehouse

...There were scrolls and diplomashung in the corner of the cottage, partly hidden behind the parts of the machine Dr. Smoot wanted to set up.

It would dip any sort of livestock in strawberry jam.

"I don't think I'd want to eat a cow dipped in jam." Said Rab.

Dr. Smoot stared at him. "Good grief, no! We aren't eating these beasts. We are simply finding a way to dip them in jam before they return to, um, chewing grass or whatever they it is they do to pass the time!"

'Twas the second night at Hogwarts, no need to beware.

For not a Kreature was stirring, cause he wasn’t there.

The broomsticks were resting by the garbage with care,

In hopes that ST. Nicholas soon would be there…even though it wasn’t Christmas and magical people probably have no idea who that is.

The Gryffindors were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of Snoop Dogg danced in Ghetto Neville’s head.

And Harry in his sailor moon pajamas, and Seamus in his cap,

Had just settled down for a short 1234567890-hour nap.

When out of the darkness there arose such a clatter,

Harry sprang from his bed to see what was the matter…


It was Ron, sitting up in his bed and loading his rifle.

“Could you do that LATER…you’re ruining the poem!” Harry huffed, standing at the side of Ron’s bed.

“Oh, sorry,” Ron answered, stashing his gun under his pillow for safekeeping.


-Harry Potter and the Technicolor Dream Phoenix
Edited by ♫Deathwoodoak♫ on 11/7/09 at 1:30:43 pm
Edited by ♫Deathwoodoak♫ on 11/7/09 at 1:30:52 pm

The white man said, "Coloured people aren't allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go in the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, and when I die I will be BLACK."

"But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick you're GREEN, when you're in the sun you're RED, when you're cold you're BLUE, and when you die you will be PURPLE."

"And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man turned around and sat down, and the white man walked away...

haha...

From "Mr. Monk and the UFO"

*a coyote howls"

Natallie: I am going to ask you, "Was that a coyote?", and you will answer, "No."

Sheriff: OK.

Natallie: "...was that a coyote?"

Sheriff: "...No."

Natallie: "...Really, was that a coyote?"

Sherrif: "...Yeah."

"I vill now eat nine snikuhs bahrs, visout bahfing"!-Gazzy, Maximum Ride 3: Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

Edited by ♫Deathwoodoak♫ on 11/7/09 at 1:31:12 pm

The worst kids' meal in America

1. Uno Chicago Grill Kids' Kombo with French Fries

1,250 calories
79 g fat (11.5 g saturated)
2,850 mg sodium
For food marketers, the color of money isn't green—it's beige. Any parent knows that most foods kids clamor for, from fries to white bread to chicken nuggets, come in beige. It's also a marker of cheap, calorie-rich, nutritionally bankrupt foodstuffs. So when you see this monochromatic cluster of cheese sticks, dinosaur-shaped chicken and fried potatoes, you know your kid's in trouble. Make it a rule when eating out: All dishes must come with at least two colors (and ketchup doesn't count)

♫ BUMP of justice!!! ♫
Edited by ♫Deathwoodoak♫ on 11/7/09 at 1:27:36 pm