Topic: Achievements

I apparently have two. Rock on.
L1: Get in as many fights as a preacher.
L2: I fight like a local hotshot (with a flock-of-seagulls 'do. Nice.)

lmfao, good stuff!

Heh, I checked out your 'chivies XstevenX. Nice collection ;]

If anybody wants to draw proper badges, let me know. I drew a bunch of crap at 5:30 one morning.. and I can't draw at the best of times.

Suggestion: A mouseover that tells you what the achievements mean.

Don't get me wrong, we all love Jon's drawing skills after he pulls an all-nighter, but some of us stupider people cannot grasp the finer, cryptic points of your art. Sorry.

Hahah I love Jon's drawings!

what a trophy!

1) Achievement for number of wins:

You fight like a farm club champ (level 1)
You fight like a local hotshot (level 2)
You fight like the regional arm-wrestling champion (level 3)
You fight like an assistant sensei (level 4)
You fight like the Master of Mayhem (level 5)
You fight like the Chancellor of Pain (level 6)
You fight like the ??? of Beatdowns (level 7)
You fight like the King of Destruction (level 8)
You fight like the Emperor of Devastation (level 9)
You fight like a BAMF (level 10)



2) Achievement for number of losses:

You get beat up as much as everybody's best friend (level 1)
You get beat up as much as ??? (level 2)
You get beat up as much as the annoying roommate (level 3)
You get beat up as much as a mean-spirited roommate (level 4)
You get beat up as much as an annoying younger brother (level 5)
You get beat up as much as a Bono punching bag (level 6)
You get beat up as much as a guy who hits on someone els's wife at the bar (level 7)
You get beat up as much as Mike Tyson's girlfriend (level 8)
You get beat up as much as a trailer park wife who doesn't learn (level 9)
You get beat up as much as Rodney King in LA (level 10)



3) Achievement for number of fights:

You get in as many fights as a preacher (level 1)
You get in as many fights as a senior citizen (level 2)
You get in as many fights as a tranquilized tiger (level 3)
You get in as many fights as an angry toddler (level 4)
You get in as many fights as a rare Pokemon (level 5)
You get in as many fights as a killer robot (level 6)
You get in as many fights as an injured tiger (level 7)
You get in as many fights as a drunken sailor (level 8)
You get in as many fights as a kung fu movie (level 9)
You get in as many fights as HELL (level 10)



4) Achievement for number of forum posts:

You talk as much as a monk (level 1)
You talk as much as the Vietnam vet at the end of the bar (level 2)
You talk as much as a schizophrenic's imaginary friends (level 3)
You talk as much as a speed freak (level 4)
You talk as much as my mother-in-law (level 5)
You talk as much as ??? (level 6)
You talk as much as ??? (level 7)
You talk as much as ??? (level 8)
You talk as much as ??? (level 9)
You talk as much as a teenage girl who doesn't pay her own phone bill (level 10)



5) Achievement for using more fert than anyone else in one day:

You used more fertilizer than anyone else in one day. (level 1)


Edited by ☠ kony83 [⊊] on 11/21/10 at 4:05:02 am

1) Achievements for number of wins:












2) Achievements for number of losses:












3) Achievements for number of fights:












4) Achievements for number of forum posts:












5) Achievement for using more fert than anyone else in one day:

Yeah, the mouse over text should tell you what it means (sorta)..

nice kony, so when do you get all these achievements?

As soon as someone mails me those I missed.

Love these!

Jons drawings are prized than any trophy

I think we should keep the drawings the way they are...
Also, you shouldn't take credit for drawings that were obviously made by Oliver, Jon.

See what I did there? ;D

I wonder if you get 5 seeds every time you win the "most fert used" award.

Lol, I dunno about that :P

Well, if you get to get that trophy every day, which is really, really hard, you'll probably deserve 5 seeds each time...
Edited by Lala-Sama on 9/13/10 at 2:40:09 pm

Am I sleepy, or does Seraph have 0 achievements?

He has 0 achievements only because he has been inactive since the update.

Yeah, you get those 3 fight related achievements right after your first fight after achievements were introduced, and you get that forum post achievement right after you make a post after achievements were introduced.