Topic: Who you gonna call?

Invisible man's sleepin' in your bed.

Do you:

a) Call the Ghostbusters?
b) Have sex with him?
c) Take pictures?
d) All of the above?

Explain your answer.

How do I know that invisible man is sleeping in my bed? He is invisible so I can't see him and other ways of discovering him would also wake him up.

And exactly how did I discovered his gender? How do I know it is not invisible woman?

What is the point of taking pictures of someone who is invisible?

(Yeah, I know, I am buzz-kill)

Hahaha fuck that was excellent kony!

THREAD DESTROYED

A.

Invisible anything in my bed is a no-no.

You could figure out gender by groping.

duct tape him to the headboard and call over all your gay friends then video tape them ravishing him- sell the tape on the internet- afterwards if he seem upset dump him, naked of course in the middle of 8 lanes of fast moving traffic....

You can tell an invisible man is sleeping in your bed because it's in the theme song, and everyone knows that if it's a song, then it must be true.

Aside from that, he's sleeping in your bed so he has the covers on. He may be invisible, but you can still see the gap created by an invisible person in between the covers and the matress. The pillow would also be indented from the weight of his head. And assuming you didn't notice these things and just tried to get into bed, you'd feel another body there already. He's invisible, not incorporeal.

Also, you can tell by his pyjamas, which are not invisible.

You can tell the gender because he's got wood. Also, he's invisible, not mute, so you could just ask him.

You would be taking pictures of the floating sheets and indented pillow ... and his pyjamas.

You'd be more of a buzz-kill if those questions weren't stupid. You didn't really think them through, did you?

PS Destroyed? I think not.
Edited by Hymen [⊊] on 7/30/10 at 11:21:34 am

So you believe that lyrics of every song are true?

"And assuming you didn't notice these things and just tried to get into bed, you'd feel another body there already. He's invisible, not incorporeal." - that would wake him up and destroy the sleeping in "Invisible man's sleepin' in your bed."

"Also, you can tell by his pyjamas, which are not invisible." - invisible person wearing visible clothes is partially visible.

"You can tell the gender because he's got wood. Also, he's invisible, not mute, so you could just ask him." - how can you see his wood, if he has the covers AND pyjamas on? And asking would destroy the sleeping part of the situation.

"You would be taking pictures of the floating sheets and indented pillow ... and his pyjamas." - and why would that be considered as convincing proof? In case you didn't noticed, we live in the Age of Photoshop!



How is my internet troll impression? Am I good?

Kony 2, Hymen ½

i'll make bucks filming hollowman/woman 3........oh and well to know his/her gender..kick in his groin

No one said he could never wake up. He's only necessarily sleeping when you found him. Calling the Ghostbusters and/or having sex with him would also likely wake him up.

Clothes don't make the person more or less visible. Just because you can tell where he is doesn't mean you can see him. In fact, it's your inability to see him that tells you where he is at all.

It's summer in my hemisphere so you don't really need more than a sheet. So if he's lying on his back, it's kind of obvious. How thick are your pyjamas or how small is your penis that you can't see when it's erect through them?

I didn't say the pictures were for proof. I just asked if anyone would bother to take pictures and why. Maybe they would do it for proof, or just for the novelty or to commemorate the event.

PS Sakura, your scorekeeping sucks. 1/2? What the hell kind of score is that?

Answer: Your post was so broken by Kony you only scored half a point, and that because I was a nice girl.

Current score: Kony: 2; Hymen: 2

"Invisible man's sleepin' in your bed." - that clearly implies that you realized those three seperate facts (invisible, man, sleeping in your bed) without waking him up, because there is no point in calling Ghostbusters (or taking pictures, or having sex) if that person wakes up and escapes before you make the call.

"Clothes don't make the person more or less visible. Just because you can tell where he is doesn't mean you can see him." - yeah, but according to internet troll logic invisible person with visible clothes isn't technicaly invisible. It's semantics or something like that.

"In fact, it's your inability to see him that tells you where he is at all." - so because you can't see him, you know where he is? I get what you mean, but you could tell it in less contradicting way

"It's summer in my hemisphere so you don't really need more than a sheet. So if he's lying on his back, it's kind of obvious. How thick are your pyjamas or how small is your penis that you can't see when it's erect through them?" - my point was that sheet+pyjamas makes it much harder to recognize than just sheet or just pyjamas

"I didn't say the pictures were for proof. I just asked if anyone would bother to take pictures and why. Maybe they would do it for proof, or just for the novelty or to commemorate the event." - or so they could show them to other patients in psychiatric asylum, where they got for claiming "I saw invisible man sleeping in my bed!"
Edited by ☠ kony83 [⊊] on 7/30/10 at 1:59:23 pm

I will just go and grab my bowl og popcorn...carry on fellas..

You assume too much. Why would he even bother trying to escape? If you found him sleeping in your bed, wouldn't that imply that his purpose was to sleep in your bed? If you did wake him up, he could just go back to sleep.

I'm a master of semantics. That's why I know that no matter what he's wearing, he himself still can't be seen and thus is invisible. The Invisible Man (from literature or Allan Moore's League of Extraordinary Gentlemen) doesn't change his name to the Semi-Visible Man every time he puts on a trenchcoat.

I like to be contradictory. Juxtaposition is awesome.

If there's some stranger in your bed, then you're going to give them more than just a cursory glance, so you're quite likely to notice such things. But as I said, even if you didn't notice, there are other ways of finding out.

In a world where you can call the Ghostbusters to deal with such a situation, I doubt anyone would be commited to any asylums for claiming thus.

I have to say now:
Kony: 5; Hymen: 2

I would have sex with him and then call the Ghostbusters. When they arrived I would have the invisible man knock them all out from behind and then have sex with all of them too.

I would then take pics of the aftermath so I could sell them to entertainment magazines, gossip magazines, and Kony.

After a cigarette, the invisible man and I would then head over to Wonder Woman's house for a nice dip in the pool just before having a menage a trois.

At the end of the day I would throw a bag of flour on the invisible man and kick his ass for trying to put stuff in me. Then I would then swing by Kudzu's where I would have a beer, make him smell my fingers, then run for my life.

"Why would he even bother trying to escape?" - because by sleeping in your bed he is commiting crime (breaking and entering or something like that), and he doesn't want to get caught and end up in prison?

"If you did wake him up, he could just go back to sleep." - so that you could tie him to bed and call the police? Invisible doesn't mean stupid.

Let's move on to reactions to the situation. I alreadz said what I think about taking photos, but other two are even more stupid.

Why should I call Ghostbusters? Invisible man isn't ghost, he's human being. He could pretend to be poltergeist, but since we know that he is invisible man, then there is no point in calling Ghostbusters. Would you call Invisiblemanbusters when you find ghost in your bed?

And having sex = rape since he is human being (and it's more probable that he wouldn't like having sex with you than otherwise). Is 15 minutes of fame as "someone who raped invisible man" worth few years in prison? I don't think so.

You guys are taking this way too seriously, use your imagination instead of logic and reasoning

World without reason and logic isn't real world, just a bit of * and stupid dreams.

Kony: 6; Hymen: 5

Imagination is nothing without reason. Without anything to guide them, thoughts will inevitably become incoherent. Besides, in a hypothetical and entirely imagined situation, the only logic that can be followed must also be imagined. Imagination and reason must go hand in hand.

He's not a living person (hence the need to call the Ghostbusters) and so the police have no jurisdiction. Why does he care if you call the cops or tie him to the bed? All he wants to do is have a nap.

I think you're confusing an invisible man with the Invisible Man of literature. We're talking about a spirit here. A corporeal (though invisible) disembodied spirit that, for whatever reason, wants to sleep in your bed. This is not a man who, by chemical means, became completely transparent.

That Invisible Man is purely fictional.
Edited by Hymen [⊊] on 7/30/10 at 3:33:25 pm

Okay, now Hymen is in the lead, with 7 points, while Kony is still with 6... Tough fight, uh?